गर्मी की छुट्टी में कही कोई *समर कैंप* नहीं होते थे,

पुरानी चादर से छत के कोने पर ही टेंट बना लेते थे ,

क्या ज़माना था जब ऊंगली से लकीर खींच बंटवारा हो जाता था,

लोटा पानी खेल कर ही घर परिवार की परिभाषा सीख लेते थे। 

*मामा , मासी , बुआ, चाचा के बच्चे सब सगे भाई लगते थे, कज़िन क्या बला होती है कुछ पता नही था।*

घर छोटा ही सही पर प्यार से गुजारा हो जाता था.

*कंचे, गोटियों, इमली के चियो से खजाने भरे जाते थे,*

कान की गर्मी से वज़ीर , चोर पकड़ लाते थे,

*सांप सीढ़ी गिरना और संभलना सिखलाता था*, 

*कैरम घर की रानी की अहमियत बतलाता था,*

घर छोटा ही सही पर प्यार से गुजारा हो जाता था.

*पुरानी पोलिश की डिब्बी तराजू बन जाती थी ,*

नीम की निंबोली आम बनकर बिकती थी ,

बिना किसी ज़द्दोज़हद के नाप तोल सीख लेते थे ,

साथ साथ छोटों को भी हिसाब -किताब सिखा देते  थे ,

*माचिस की डिब्बी से सोफा सेट बनाया जाता था ,*

पुराने बल्ब में मनीप्लान्ट भी सजाया जाता था ,

घर छोटा ही सही पर प्यार से गुजारा हो जाता था.

*कापी के खाली पन्नों से रफ बुक बनाई जाती थी,*

*बची हुई कतरन से गुडिया सजाई जाती थी ,*

*रात में दादी-नानी से भूत की कहानी सुनते थे ,* फिर

*डर भगाने के लिये हनुमान चालीसा पढते थे,*

स्लो मोशन सीन करने  की कोशिश करते थे ,

सरकस के जोकर की भी  नकल उतारते थे ,

*सीक्रेट कोड ताली और सीटी से बनाया जाता था ,*

घर छोटा ही सही पर प्यार से गुजारा हो जाता था.

कोयल की आवाज निकाल कर उसे चिढ़ाते थे,

घोंसले में अंडे देखने पेड पर चढ जाते थे ,

गरमी की छुट्टी में हम बड़ा मजा करते थे ,

बिना होलिडे होमवर्क के भी काफी कुछ सीख लेते थे ,

शाम को साथ बैठ कर *हमलोग* देखा जाता था ,

घर छोटा ही सही पर प्यार से गुजारा हो जाता था...... 

जैसा भी था मेरा - तेरा बचपन बहुत हसीन था। 

*यादे कल की , बीते पल की*

विनोद खन्ना द्वारा लिखी गई किताब में से मुझे यह पंक्तियां बहुत पसंद आई.............. जब मुझे पर्याप्त आत्मविश्वास मिला.... तो मंच खत्म हो चुका था.... जब मुझे हार का यकीन हो गया तब मैं जीता...... जब मुझे लोगों की जरूरत थी... उन्होंने मुझे छोड़ दिया.... जब रोते हुवे मेरे आँसू सूख गए.... तो मुझे सहारे के लिए कंधा मिल गया.... जब मैंने नफरत की दुनिया में जीना सीख लिया... किसी ने मुझे दिल की गहराई से प्यार करना शुरु कर दिया.... जब सुबह का इंतजार करते करते मे सोने लगा... सूर्य निकल आया..... यही जिंदगी है... कोई फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि आप क्या योजना बना रहे हैं आप कभी भी नहीं जान पाते हैं कि जीवन आपके लिए क्या योजना बना रहा है... सफलता आपका दुनिया से परिचय कराती है और असफलता आप को दुनिया का....! इसलिए हमेशा खुश रहो!!

अक्सर जब हम आशा खो देते हैं और लगता है कि यह अंत है भगवान ऊपर से मुस्कराते हैं और कहते हैं कि...शांत रहो वत्स...यह सिर्फ एक मोड़ हे अंत नहीं...!!!!!

Aunty 1: congrats dear, it seems your daughter's marriage is fixed

Aunty 2: yes yes, a very nice boy, very well settled

Aunty 1: oh really, you are so lucky, what does he do

Aunty 2: oh, very high profile job. There is this famous company called WhatsApp, and he is the admin of a group in it. It seems there were only 8 people in the group earlier, now there are 108 people under him.

जो सदा हँसता रहता है उसको "Hus Mukh" कहते है 😝😝

और जिसका हंसना हमेशा के लिए बंद हो जाता है, उसको .....

"Hus Band" कहते है 

😟😟😜😜😄

प्रश्न :- दुनिया के दो सबसे बङे घातक ओर खतरनाक हथियारो के नाम लिखो? 

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      

जवाब :- १) बीवी के "आंसू" और

            २) पड़ोसन की "स्माइल" !!

मार्कस :- १०/१०

☺😊😉😜😝😛🤑

नम्बर तुम्हारा लगा रहे थे 

और फ़ोन तुम्हारे बाबुजी उठा रहे थे, 

तुम भी EVM हो गयी हो !!! :

British hospitality

Imran , a Pakistani citizen aged 72, is visiting London for the first time.

He decides to skip the afternoon siesta and explore the city on his own.

He wanders around, seeing the sights, and occasionally stopping at a quaint pub to soak up the local culture, chat with the lads, and have a pint of Guinness.

After a while, he finds himself in a very high-class neighbourhood. Big, stately residences ... no pubs, no stores, no restaurants, and worst of all ... no public toilets.

He really, really has to go, after all those Guinness beers and all that trouble with his prostate.

Imran finds a narrow side street with high walls surrounding the adjacent buildings and decides to use the wall to solve his problem.

As he is unzipping, he is tapped on the shoulder by a London bobby who says, "I say, sir, you simply cannot do that here, you know."

"I'm very sorry, officer," replies Imran, "but I really, really HAVE TO GO, and I just can't find a public toilet."

"Ah, yes," said the bobby, "Just follow me."

He leads him to a back delivery alley, then along a wall to a gate, which he opens. "In there," points the bobby. "Whiz away, anywhere you want."

Imran enters and finds himself in the most beautiful garden he has ever seen. There are manicured lawns, statuary, fountains, sculptured hedges, and huge beds of gorgeous flowers, all in perfect bloom.

Since he had the bobby's blessing, he unburdens himself and is greatly relieved.

As he goes back through the gate, he says to the bobby, "That was really decent of you. Is that what you call 'British hospitality'?"

"No sir," replied the bobby, "that is what we call the Pakistan High Commission and it does not come under English law !!!

He was pruning  the plants..sitting in the posh arbour of ******international school,heat and dust didn't seem to affect him.

"Ganga das,principal ma'am wants to see you right now"

The last two words of peon had lots of emphasis on them,trying to make it sound like an urgency  .

He quickly got up,washed and wiped his hands and headed towards principal's room.

The walk from the garden to the office seemed never ending,his heart was almost jumping out of his chest..he was trying all the permutation n combination ,figuring out as to what has gone wrong that she wants to see him urgently...he was a sincere worker and never shirked away from his duties...

*knock knock*..." Madam,you called me?"

"Come inside..."an authoritative voice laced with crispness made him further nervous,

Salt n pepper hair,tied neatly in a french knot,a designer sari-sober and very classic,glasses resting on the bridge of her nose...

She pointed out towards a paper kept on the table...

"Read this"

B..but ma'am I am an illiterate person,I can not read English.

Ma'am please forgive me if I have done anything wrong...give me another chance ...I am forever indebted to you for allowing my daughter to study in this school ,free of cost...I could have never ever dreamt of such a life for my child.......   And he broke down almost trembling,,

"Hold on,you assume a lot...we allowed your daughter because she is very bright and you have been our sincere worker..let me call a teacher in,she will read it out and translate it to you...this is written by your daughter and I want you to read this"

Soon enough the teacher was called and she started reading it,,,translating each line in Hindi...

It read-

"Today we are asked to write about Mother's Day ...

I belong to a village in Bihar ,a village where medical and education still seem like a far fetched dream.many women die every now and the while giving birth.My mother was one of the too,she could not even hold me in her arms.My father was the first person to hold me..or perhaps the only person.every one was sad..as I was a girl and I had "eaten up" my own mother.

My dad was instantly asked to remarry but he refused.my grandparents forced him by giving all logical,illogical and emotional reasons but he didn't budge.my grand parents wanted a grandson,they threatened him to remarry else he will be disowned...

He didn't think twice...he left everything,his acres of land..a good living,comfortable house,cattles and everything that counts for a good lifestyle in a village.

He came to this city with absolutely nothing but me in his arms.life was tough,he worked hard day and night..raised me with tender love and utmost care .

Now I understand why suddenly he developed a dislike for things that I would love to eat but there was only one left in the platter....he would say that he hates eating it and I would finish it considering that he does not like it....but as I grew older I realised the reason and what sacrifice is all about.

He gave me the best possible comforts  beyond his capacity. 

This school gave him a shelter,respect and the biggest gift-an admission to his daughter...

If love and care  defines a mother...then my father fits in there ,

If compassion defines a mother,my father fits in well in that category too,,,

If sacrifice defines a mother,my father dominates that category .

So in nut shell..if a mother is made of love,care sacrifice and compassion...MY FATHER IS THE BEST MOTHER ON EARTH THEN.

On Mother's Day,I would like to wish my father for being the best parent on earth...I salute him and say it with pride that the hardworking gardener working in this school is my father.

I know I will fail this test after my teacher reads this but this would be a very small price one would pay towards an ode to the selfless love of my father.

Thanks"

This was a silence in the room...one could only hear soft sobbing of Ganga das....harsh sun could not wet his clothes with sweat but soft words of his daughter had soaked his chest with tears....he was standing there with hands folded..

He took the paper from teacher's hands...held it close to his heart and broke down.

Principal got up..offered him a chair,glass of water and said something.....strangely the crispness of her voice was taken over by warmth n sweetness....

"Ganga das..your daughter is given 10/10 marks for this essay...this is the best essay ever written about Mother's Day  in the history of this school.we are having the Mother's Day gala event day after tomorrow and the school authority has decided to invite you as the chief guest...for the event...this is to honour all the love and sacrifice a man can do to raise his children...to show that you do not have to be a woman to be the perfect parent...n most importantly this is to reinforce/appreciate/acknowledge the strong  belief of your daughter in you,,,to make her feel proud..to make the entire school feel proud that we have the best parent on earth as stated by your daughter..,,you are a true Gardner,,,who is not only looking after  the garden but also nurturing the most precious flower of your life in such a beautiful way....

So Ganga das will you be our chief guest for the event?"

....

....

(Well, I know not many schools or people in today's scenario will show such a beautiful gesture....but this is my minuscule   attempt in bringing out a difference/change ...and I will feel worth if this narrative could motivate even a single soul who is reading  this.

"Khabar hai hamein bhi..

Samaj ki mitti main 

Iss  nayi soch ko ugne main

Waqt toh lagega abhi...

Par hum bhi ummed ka

Beej bone ki himmat rakhte hain" )

🔆 *बहुत सुन्दर शब्द जो एक मंदिर के दरवाज़े पर लिखे थे*

❝ सेवा करनी है तो - *घड़ी मत देखो* ❞

❝ प्रसाद लेना है तो - *स्वाद मत देखो* ❞

❝ सत्संग सुनाना है तो - *जगह मत देखो*❞

❝ बिनती करनी है तो - *स्वार्थ मत देखो* ❞

❝ समर्पण करना है तो - *खर्चा मत देखो* ❞

❝ रहमत देखनी है तो - *जरूरत मत देखो* ❞

♡

❝ जीत ❞ *किसके लिए* ,

❝ हार ❞ *किसके लिए* , 

❝ ज़िंदगी भर ❞ ये ❝ तकरार ❞ *किसके लिए*.. 

जो भी ❝ आया' है वो ❝ जायेगा ❞ *एक दिन यहाँ से* , 

फिर ये ❝ इंसान ❞ को इतना ❝ अहंकार ❞ *किसके लिए.*

      

Biggest Environmental Joke

🤔🤔🤔🤔

A small ATM room which is equipped with 2 ACs and 4 tubelights, working 24 hours, is asking me not to print receipt to save environment.....😂😂😂😂😂

*Parenting tip.....*👍

Always snatch and eat one third of your child's chocolate and ice cream.

Let them cry.... doesn't matter.....

```This will prepare them to pay Income Tax when they grow up...```

GOVERNMENT OF INDIA

😜😬😂 😂😂

Joke

A Pope strayed into  forest & lost his way back. Suddenly, a tiger came in front. Pope, helpless, kneeled down,  closed his eyes & started praying. He opened his eyes & was stunned to see the tiger sitting calmly & mumbling some prayer. 

.

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Feeling relieved, the Pope said to the tiger : "I prayed because I was in distress. But, why did you pray?"

The tiger said  calmly,

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 "I am a good Christian. I pray before every meal"

😎😎😎😎

कर्मचारी : -  सर छुट्टी चाहिए 

बॉस : - छुट्टी एक ही शर्त पे मिलेगी , बताओ कटप्पा ने बाहुबली को क्यूं मारा ?

कर्मचारी : - सर हो सकता है बाहुबली ने कटप्पा को छुट्टी न दी हो 

बॉस : -   😳😳  कितने दिन की छुट्टी चाहिए ? 

😅 😅 😅 😅😂😂😜😜😜