_I had a sparrow as a pet but it flew away one day...Then I had a squirrel but it ran away too..Then...I planted a tree and they both came back....

- _*Dr APJ Abdul Kalam*_

_One day I got chips. My friends ate and ran away One day I got kurkure. My friends ate and ran away.Then I got ALCOHOL. They all came back with chips and kurkure ....._

- _*Vijay Mallya*_