Wife: Meri sharafat dekho..

Maine tumhe dekhe bagair shaadi karli...

Husband: Aur meri sharafat dekho..

Maine dekh kar bhi inkaar nahi kiya..

😝😝😝😝😝😝

Wife: Phone pe itni dheemi awaaz mein kis se baat kar rahe ho?

Husband: Behen hai..!

Wife: To fir itni dheemi aawaz mein kis liye?

Husband: Teri hai is liye.. 😰😰😂😂😂

WIFE: Suno ji, agar tumhare baal isi raftaar se jhadte rahe toh main tumhein talaaq de doongi!!

Pati: Ya Allah, aur main paagal inko bachaane ki koshish kar raha tha.....

☺😝😱😏

Wife: Tum Saari Duniya Mein Bhi Dhoondo To Bhi Mujh Jaisi Doosri Nahi Milegi......

Husband: Tum Kya Samajhti Ho? Main Doosri Bhi Tum Jaisi Hi Dhoondoon ga..! Hadd Ho Gayi..

😛😜😂😝😛

Taxiwala:- 

"Saheb Break fail ho gayi hai, Gaadi rukti nahi,  kya karu?"

Passenger :- "PEHLE TU METER BAND KAR.!" 

😂😂😝😂😂

Jagjit Singh singing- Yeh daulat bhi lelo, yeh shaurat bhi lelo..

Suddenly Santa stands up & says-Main toh bahut pareshan hoon, meri toh aurat bhi lelo....

😜😂😛😝😂😜

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Tufaani baarish Aadhi raat

Ek aadmi pizza hut se pizza lene gaya 

Pizza wala:- aap married ho??

Aadmi:- saale, aise tufaan me kaunsi maa apne bete ko pizza lene bhejegi..

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Difference between talent and god's gift:

A man can give lecture for 2 hrs on any subject.

-This is talent.

A woman can give lecture for 2 hrs without any subject.

-This is god's gift. 😜

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Bhikhari (Car mein bethi lady se): "Madam 10 Rs dedo..!" Lady ne paise de diye... . . Bhikhari jane laga tabi... . . Lady boli:- Baba Dua To Dete Jao..! . . . . Bhikhari:- BMW Mein To Baithi Hai Moti... Ab Kya... "Rocket Pe Baithegi..!!!" 😆😆😆😆

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TV Reporter ne ek zakhmi se pucha:

Jab Bomb gira to kya vo jor se gira?

Zakhmi gusse me:

Nahi Saale, vo rengta hua mere paas aya aur sharma k bola..... dhummm.!!!😀😀😀

Ek Aadmi medical shop par Zeher lene gya..

aadmi : ek zehar ki bottle dena

Dukandar: Bina Parchi k zehar nhi mil skta 

Aadmi ne Marriage Certificate  dikhaya..

Dukandar: Bas kr Pagle, rulayega kya ? Badi bottle du ya chhoti ?  😉🙈🙈🙈😉😂😜