पति पत्नी माथा पकड़ कर बैठे थे कि पड़ौस की लड़की
आकर बोली,

"क्या हुआ काकी?सब ठीक तो है!"

"कुछ भी ठीक नहीं है,तीन दिन से सोनू  पुराने नोटों  से छुटकारा पाने के लिए बैंक जा रहा था।
आज नई मुसीबत साथ ले आया।अंदर बैठी है।
 बोला,
 अम्मा लाइन में लगे लगे प्यार हो गया, शादी कर ली।"😂😂😂😂

इस बार बहुत ज्यादा

ठंड पड़ेगी ।

                  - मौसम विभाग


क्योंकि सब की पैसों

की गरमी निकल गई ।

😷😜😜😂😂🏃🏃🏃

प्रश्न :शादी कार्ड मे पुरूष के नाम के आगे चि. क्यूं लिखा होता है ❓

उत्तर :  *चिन्ताग्रस्त

प्रश्न :- पत्नी के नाम के पहले अ. सौ. क्यों लिखा जाता है?

उत्तर :-  *अकेली ही सौ के बराबर ।

बीवी बच्चे न हों तो,

आदमी का खर्च कितना कम हो जाता है,

राहुल जी चार दिन पहले चार हजार लेकर गए थे,

 अभी तक लौटे नहीं और



मोदी जी तो आए ही नहीं।

If your eyes are positive you will love the world but if your tongue is positive the world will love you.  

"What is #Diwali #Bonus?"

Initially there was a concept of salary to be paid on a weekly basis to the workers in India, particularly the textile and flour mill workers in Bombay.

So you received 52 salaries in a year.

But when British started ruling India they came up with concept of Monthly salary which meant you were getting paid for 48 weeks only.

So if we have 4 weeks in a month, 13 salaries should have been distributed but as per a monthly structure they were giving only 12 salaries in a year.

When people realized that this was a loss to them in terms of one salary many protest rallies were organised in Maharashtra during 1930-1940.

The British then came up with a solution to this problem.

After discussion with labour leaders about how to distribute this 13th salary and they decided Diwali being the biggest festival of India, they would distribute this 13th salary durring Diwali.

"Today this is called the Diwali Bonus."

This was implemented from 30th June 1940.

Many don't know the history behind the Diwali Bonus and hence this post.

"And today"

This 13th salary comes as "DRY FRUITS"

Especially for English Language Lovers..  Can any one tell the difference between 'Completed' and 'Finished'?  No dictionary has ever been able to define the difference between 'Complete' and 'Finished.'  However, in a linguistic conference, held in London England, Thulaseedharan B an Indian British was the clever winner.   His final challenge was this. His response was: When you marry the right woman, you are 'Complete.' If you marry the wrong woman, you are 'Finished.' And , when the right woman catches you with the wrong woman, you are 'Completely Finished.'  His answer  received a five minute standing ovation.