For those who have followed news to some extent will surely appreciate the genuine efforts gone in compiling this well deserved award list , so sit back and enjoy the listings : 

 

A - INDIA

 

Name Change of the Year Award – The RBI, which now stands for The Reverse Bank of India, as they reverse their decisions within a day of announcing them

Bank Of the Year Award – Axis Bank, which lived up to its name by having an axis between its employees and hawala operators.

Non-Entity of the Year Award – Anna Hazare. In 1950s, the Government removed the anna out of circulation, and now they removed the hazare.

Buddha Hoga Tera Baap Award – Ratan Tata, who returned to preserve his legacy of loss making ventures.

Most Secret TeleCon of the Year Award – The one that L.K. Advani made to Ratan Tata asking him how he did it.

"Itna Sannata Kyu Hain Bhai ?" Award – The Newshour. After the exit of Arnab Goswami. The show lost half its value and all its volume after his exit.

Shortest Message of the Year Award – To Cyrus Mistry : "Tata

"Family of the Year Award – To the Yadavs of Uttar Pradesh. They beat the shit out of last year's winners – Indrani Mukherjee's family. And her famous family tree.

Advertisement of the Year Award – Pierce Brosnan for Pan Bahar. Next Year : George Clooney for Hajmola.

Hidden Meaning of the Year Award – 'The Big Billion Sale'- offered by Flipkart, Amazon, Snapdeal etc – where they sell material worth USD 2 billion for USD 1 billion – and then raise another USD 2 billion at enhanced valuation, to do a repeat performance the next year

Most Sought After Indian Male Model – Narendra Modi. First by Reliance Jio. Then by PayTM. And now, by the common man.

Sex Change of the Year Award – Performed by gynaecologist Dr Rahul Gandhi, when he referred to the Vice President, Hamid Ansari as "Madame Speaker...." in the Rajya Sabha.

Bluff Of the Year Award – The week long drama on withdrawing from the Indus Water Treaty which kept the Pakis busy writing to the UN, the World Bank, The Hague – and then conducting the strikes across the LOC.

Best Employer in the World Award – The Tata Group. 'The Economist' revealed that 60 % of their capital deployed earns less than 10 % returns. They fired the one guy who tried to do something about it. Now, can there be any better place to work, for the regular lazy Indian ?  

B- INTERNATIONAL

World's Weirdest Voters Award – The American Electorate. First, George W and now, Donald Trump. Seriously guys ?

Most Valuable Indian Museum Award – London City. Which houses Indian loot in all its museums, the Kohinoor, Lalit Modi and now, Vijay Mallya.

Summit of the Year Award – The SAARC Summit. Attended by err...only Nawaz Sharif.

Most Explosive Product Launch of the Year Award – The Samsung Galaxy Note 7. It's the most sought after device in Pakistan, Afghanistan and Syria.

Denial of the Year Award : The Pakistani Army. What ? Nothing. Nothing ever happened.