Self Care for 31st Dec

1. Symptom : Cold and humid feet.

Cause : Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the Drink on your feet).

Cure : Manoeuver glass until open end is facing upward...

2. Symptom : The wall facing you is full of lights.

Cause : You're lying on the floor.

Cure : Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.

3. Symptom : The floor looks blurry.

Cause : looking through an empty glass.

Cure : Quickly refill your glass!

4. Symptom : The floor is moving.

Cause : You're being dragged away.

Cure : At least ask where they're taking you!

5. Symptom : You hear echoes every time someone speaks.

Cause : You have your glass on your ear and tryin to drink from it

Cure : Stop making a fool of yourself!

6. Symptom : Your dad and all your brothers are looking funny.

Cause : You're in the wrong house.

Cure : Ask if they can point you to your house.

7. Symptom : The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white and the music is very repetitive.

Cause : You're in an ambulance.

Cure : Don't move. Let the professionals do their job

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